Mother Berta’s Coming to Town

(Tune: Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Pagan Version of “Santa Claus is coming to Town” written by Steven Posch performed by Karina Skye

You better watch out when winter comes night
You better not doubt, I’m telling you why
Mother Berta’s coming to town

She carries a sack made out of skin
She dumps the toys out and stuffs bad kids in
Mother Berta’s coming to town

She rides on Master Skeggi
A Goat whose back is strong
Her beard is grey and scraggly
And her tail is ten feet long!

With six or eight horns, a moustache or two
Make a mistake, she’s coming for YOU!
Mother Berta’s coming to town.

So when the winds howl way up above
Listen as she and Skeggi pass by
Mother Berta’s coming to town.

You better watch out when winter comes night
You better not doubt, I’m telling you why
Mother Berta’s coming to town

She knows with whom your sleeping
She knows with whom you wake
She knows each thought you’re thinking
So don’t THINK! For Goddess sake
You better watch out you better not cry
You better not doubt, I’m telling you why
Mother Berta’s coming to town

(Haha haha haha…haaa!  I’ll get you my pretty
And your little dog too
Watch out! I’m coming for you!)

She carries a sack made out of skin
She dumps the toys out
and stuffs bad kids in
(Haha haha haha haha !)

She knows the things you’re wishing for
She knows the craft you make
She gets you back three times if you’re bad
So be GOOD! For Goddess sake!

You better watch out you better not cry
You better not doubt, I’m telling you why
Mother Berta’s coming to town

Watch!
She’s coming for you!
She’s coming for you!
She’s coming for you!

(Watch out! I’m coming for you!)

LISTEN

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